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October 2nd,
2009 6:08 pm
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Hey.
How are you? Haven't talked to ya in awhile. Listen, can we talk? CAN WE TALK FOR A MINUTE ABOUT THIS DELICIOUS ASS SEXUAL CHOCOLATE MOTHERFUCKER?
Louis Koo AKA: Koo Tin Lok AKA: 古天樂. In Cantonese his nickname is Chu Goo-lik, that means chocolate. They call him that because he's extremely brown. I'd like to think it's because this dark and lovely piece of ass melts in your mouth. Baby boy is roasted to perfection like a Chinatown duck. In my eyes he's basically the most perfect man in the world. Don't take my word for it, let me show you how badass this sexyass is with a series of TRUFAX:
( I want YOU to click this cut )
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November 24th,
2008 9:43 pm
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So I have a "new collection" out and they're finally available in 8x10 format!!
I'm still having my 2 for 1 sale for my LJ friends and their referrals so spread the word bbz!! It's Xmas time! :D
www.oiseaucoco.etsy.com
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May 2nd,
2007 12:18 pm
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Let's talk a minute about the greatest music video of all time
That's right folks. It's Journey's coke fueled rawk out with your cawk out classic Separate Ways. If you are ever feeling shitty I dare you to listen to this song and not feel energized and ready to snort illegal substances off questionable people's asses, or you know, take your toddler to daycare.
First let's watch the video in it's entirety and then let's discuss it play by play. Are you ready to rock? Ok then press play and enjoy the ride.
P.S. If you don't watch this video you are gay , and not gay in the cool homosexual way either. I will also h8 u forever.
Ok now let's break it down.
Let's start at 3:42 seconds with Steve Perry emoting with that spectacular rat face that so perfectly embodies the time. He totally looks like your neighbor from 1981 with homemade tattoos on his knuckles, a penchant for 14 year old girls, and a bitchin' Camaro.
3:35 seconds and I ask you Have you EVER seen anything as cool as air keyboard playing?? This blows air guitar out of the water
3:30 LOL that keyboardist is totally kneading the air the way my cat kneads my bedspread
3:02 I call this "the roll call" I imagine it's a list of the band members in order of who gets laid the most out of the throng of left over pussy thrown at Steve Perry
2:53 can't you totally see that guy pulling you over on the Highway and asking "Do you know how fast you were going Ma'am?" Then insinuating that a blowjob will get you out of the ticket? I sure can.
2:43 OMG Scott Bacula's stand in
2:32 LOL Could the rise of your pants be any higher Steve? With your arms crossed like that it looks like you're pouting about the mangina it's creating.
2:28 this chick looks less like a video vixen and more like those black and white clip arts you see on the window of Vietnamese nail salons outlined in neon tubing
1:56 This is the part that bring the biggest lulz for me. Please take notice of how the drummer holds his sticks. He holds them like someone with cerebral palsy and the drumming just looks like a kick ass side effect of seizures.
1:55 Didn't Abba do that in a video?
1:31 LOL that drummer again. He totally reminds me of my Dad in that era. I think it's the chinky eyes and the fact that my Dad had that handlebar moustache and shoulder length hair in '78. He also reminds me of Harry Shearer's character in This Is Spinal Tap, but way more awesome and janky.
00:33 A keyboard on the wall? A headless bass? Oh yeah baby, this is the 80's in full effect
00:12 you should totally have chills by now
Annnnnd we're done. Wooo! Take a deep breath and exhale all that AWESOME from your lungs. After this it's been building up to lethal doses. Don't believe me that awesome is lethal? How about you ask Freddie Mercury about it next time you see him. Oh wait you can't, because he died of awesome. Or was that AIDS?
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April 5th,
2005 10:34 pm
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My journal is friends only
I realize some random people might want to ask me a question or say something to me and not necissarily want to be friended. Thus this unlocked entry was born. Here is your designated place for such instances.
and they all lived happily ever after.
with rainbows and sunshine and pink bows and kittens and ice cream.
the end.
p.s. if you do want to be friended, that post is before this one. cheers!
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May 24th,
2004 8:22 pm
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due to douchebags: friends only, leave a comment if you want to be added.
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